The Triumphant One Returns

You might ask yourself: "What the hell does the title have to do with a blog?"
Well, quite frankly I don't know. I just thought it sounded epic. It might have something to do with the fact that this blog has been on hiates for the better part of almost 1 and a half years. This, believe it or not, is not due to me having been in an auto-accident or being shipped off to war, but rather to the fact that I am completely and utterly lazy. A lazy bastard if you will, although for the record I have a rather good idea who my father is (Unlike Luke did......BURN!!!!).

I'm going to implement a few minor/major changes throughout the blog. It has come to my attention recently that the entire world blogs, not just the US (which some might consider the world), but even good ol' India. Well India want to blog in anycase but there glorious government doesn't want them to. SO... in light of everybody giving their two cents of worthlessness, I want in on it. I'll be giving my (lets call it 1 cent) opinion on my life and the stupid and crazy life of others. I'm also going to be doing something that I have always wanted to do....

REVIEW STUFF. While this might seem a bit stupid, and overall useless, seeing as every other Thomas, Richard and Harrison is doing or has done it, I want to.
Yes you heard correctly, I justify this because I can, goddammit, its my blog and I'll curse and review if i want to. I want to review stuff (With stuff I mean anything i find cool and worth saying: Dude!) but also crap. Many reviewers out there give for example certain movies a really bad review, just because there are no subtle underlying homosexual undertones, as was seen in brokeback mountain (they weren't gay, they were lonely :/). Some movies were hailed as "awesome", "Best of the three", because they had more visual effects shots than an entire cgi movie. I mean come on, what ever happened to: wow, that was such a deep and cool story with proper character development.

Don't get me wrong here (and stop me if I'm rambling), I like brainless action movies as much as the next retard, but some movies need to be a little deeper and better written than oh let's say (Insert any Ernest movie here). (Although I can get quite nostalgic about Ernest, He was cool when I was a kid). Ah yes, I was rambling... I need to get kicked in the head when I do that, I really do :)

Many movies don't get the reviews they deserve, good or bad, I want to rectify that(hehe rectify). I won't be reviewing games per se, seeing as I feel allota people have that covered.

to be continued...