Eeeh Gahd!!

Well Well.... What do you know!
I finally decided to post something meaningfull. Meaningfull in the sense of the word that I feel that i am contributing to my own existence by posting a non important blog :)

From this day onward, I'll be posting utter nonsense and spewing crap, just for the hell of it. Shit!, I'll even swear!! Fuck yeah!

Anyhoo, I figured since I spew large amounts of crap and always complain, I might as well complain about everything in such a matter that it is informative. (well kinda).

Today in good old SA (South Africa for the unintelligable), I was greeted with a most entertaining Newspaper article: Student found dead in bed, possible alcohol misuse suspect.
I mean come on.... suspect?
I'm not much of a detective, but lets review their findings:

A) There was a huge party at the hostel the night before.

B) The aforementioned student drank more than Darkhumor does in a week. :) (thenextozz.blogspot.com)

and finally C) He hit his head while drunk.

While this might all sound extremely boring to you all.... Hell its even boring to me!
It made me realize something: We could all have been that student.

Haven't we all woken up somewhere, in our beds if whe are lucky, wondering what the fuck happened last night and why is there a dog with me in my bed??

What about that time you woke up with that huge cut on you forehead, bleeding and sheets all red ( although the red sheets might have been all the booze you barfed out during the night)?

I know this all sounds really fimiliar to some of us!

To be continued....