A Blogging I will go...

It's been a total of about 2 hours since my last post. You'll be happy to know that i'm feeling much much worse now.
And Yes
For those
of you
Wondering/thinking....

Yes, I am a Whiney Bitch....

But!!!, I use my right to be whiney and bitchy freely, since this is my blog. Enough about me, lets talk about something stimulating, something very near to our hearts, and no, I'm not talking about anything remotely connected to hentai and final fantasy characters.

What I'm talking about is:

You ready for this??....

It's....

Britney Spears

Now before you all run away, screaming for God to smyte thee to lesson the shock, let's think about this for a while.... Ok, done. Everyone older than 20 and younger than 24 (a.k.a My demographic group) think back to the ninetees....

We're in highschool, it's 1999. It's almost so far back that techo's still cool. We even used the word dude (Actually, I still use the word Dude, anyways...). That faithful day when we first heard a girl singing, asking to be beaten... over and over again. She was nice back then, schoolgirl uniform, pigtails, he'll most of us wanted to date her, others just wanted to have her music video on the computer, for reasons I shall not mention here, as this is a famliy blog...tss...

In anycase, she was pure, she was beauiful, she was a virgin....(hopefully)....

Now for us guys, Virginity is Uber important, as we don't like used goods (This is not my opinion, frankly I don't care, it's their choice .). So for many of us, Britney going super skanky and etc. meant that our dreams were shattered. Never again would we dream of dating Britney.

All that remained for us was her music video's (Again for reasons undisclosed in this post).

And so Britney had gone from pop princess to Pop skank. Now you may ask yourself why not date a skank?! What's so bad about dating someone who sleeps with God knows who and how many? For those of you awaiting an answer, It was a retorical one. I'll spell it out for those who didn't see the obvious benefits of dating a skank...

ROTTING OF GENITALIA

and/or

LOSS THEREOF

So, in the end we all lost, we lost Britney, we lost our love of inosense, we even lost our Virginity!

Britney took from me, what no other could, the belief that in this world, super hot, famous and pretty girls, who sing skanky lyrics: Are Virgins.

Thank you Britney, thank you.

Oh well.... we'll always have Christina

Smithy Out...