The Utter Joy of Nothingness

Here in good ol SA, we are blessed with a telephone company Monopoly, only unlike Microsoft, our Monopoly isn't the smartest bunch of bananas.

But this blog isn't about complaining (sometimes), it's about spewing crap, so anyhoo...

I never had a good connection, our Monopoly didn't want me to download a Naruto episode in under a day. If I wanted to effectivaly copy illegal media, I had to pay them R650 a month!! Some of you might say: Dude! Naruto is worth sooo much more!! To these people I say: Yeah... :/

Unlucky-ily I don't have that money to my disposal every month, Being a student has other expenses like drinking and crap. So, as good fortune always comes walzing down the street in my direction holding a plackard with my name on it, I got a job with a decent connection and unlimited uptime. Now, you might be asking yourself: "Why the hell is he taking this long at getting to the point of it all?"

To those people I say, because. It's because of my wonderful job, and unlimited uptime that I'm typing this blog, just because I'm soo fucking bored out of my skulL!!!

Sure, internet is fun, but after 3 months, sitting on your ass, helping the occasional person every two hours to get book, You litteraly run out of things to do and surf.
I've read all the news, checked out all the webcomics and read through all the webpages mentioning naruto. I still have the unfathomably large world of Porn ahead of me, but the administrators at the vasity don't see to like porn, or rather don't like me hogging their bandwidth so they can watch live porn (Bitches).

For those who don't know, I work at a library, yes, I am a fucking shhhuuusshhing librarian.
Glorious!
I have about 2 hours left of my shift, then (thank God!!) I'm going out to the Red Pepper Thai fusion bar with long time bud of mine, Shadow_Bane and getting Pisssst on Sake, just like my Hero Jiraya-Sama (and maybe eat a little Ramen or any other noodle flavoured goodie ^o^).

Smithy signing off....